Santa: Jito Na Hoti To Aaj Main Na Hota Uske Ek Nirnay Ne Meri Jaan Bacha Li Banta: Aisa Kya Kaha Usne? Santa: Vo Boli "Papa Goli Mat Chalana"A
Santa: Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Maine Ek Bhikhari Ko Puchha Agar Main Tumhen 1000 Ka Not Du To Kya Karoge? Usane Kaha Khushi Ke Mare Mar Jaunga To Maine Use Not Nahin Diya Aur Use Bacha Liya!
My watchman from Nepal said to me, "Syria ka Badshah Mar Gaya!" I watched all the news channels but found no such news. When I went in the lawns after one hour, I learnt, "Chidiya ka Bacha Mar Gaya!"
Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!